Hey look I wrote something for a fanwork challenge! For.. the first time? ANYWAY yes this is for Asexy April and it was super fun!

Title: Jeeves and the Absolute Certainty
Fandom: Jeeves & Wooster
Summary: In which Bertie attempts to explain that Jeeves' policy (of never working for married men) lines up very well with his own priorities. Featuring asexual!Bertie and the beginnings of queerplatonic Bertie/Jeeves!
Rating/Warnings:PG for talk of kissing and flustery allusions to sexytimes. Otherwise nothing graphic at all, and nothing triggery that I know of.
Disclaimer: All characters thought up by the excellent P.G. Wodehouse (except Georgie Smythe, she's my fault). I'm just playing in the sandbox.

( In every life, there are a few absolute certainties. )

And now, more Magic Husbands! You're excited, right? Don't try to hide it, it's okay.
(For those just coming in: chapter one, chapter two.)

Title: The Ghost in the Grand Chamber, chapter three
Summary: Jonathan Easter was a mild-mannered government clerk, until he met Essabeth Stone- one of the country's best-known sorcerers. Now he's a mild-mannered clerk who happens to be mixed up with dangerous magic, dangerous women, and a very dangerous government conspiracy.
IN THIS CHAPTER: research, Miss Stone's magical-theory soapbox, spying, all-nighters, UST, more research, and an explosion.

( The infirmary staff, whether out of respect for Miss Stone or embarrassment for themselves, said nothing about what had happened. )

And now, instead of the usual writing madness, have some different writing madness! ...Good lord, it's been nearly a year since I posted the first chapter of this. >_> Too many stories, I has them.

ANYWAY HAVE A THING.

Title: The Ghost in the Grand Chamber, chapter two
Summary: Jonathan Easter was a mild-mannered government clerk, until he met Essabeth Stone- one of the country's best-known sorcerers. Now he's a mild-mannered clerk who happens to be mixed up with dangerous magic, dangerous women, and a very dangerous government conspiracy.
IN THIS CHAPTER: Magical healing, magical comas, a cat, a second magical improvisation, and a plan.

( I remember getting Miss Stone to the infirmary hall at the university, but only vaguely, and nothing of what happened afterwards. )

Chapter Three

Soooo I took a break from my extended NaNoWriMo to finish up chapter four of this. Been a while, hasn't it?

Title: Lord of Fire, Lord of Night (4/?)
Summary: A land torn by rebellion. A fearless general and his ambitious wife. A prophecy that will change everything. Sound familiar? Well... not quite. IN THIS CHAPTER: The unnatural eclipse continues. Meanwhile, Zulei gets her coronation, Chen Yu plays detective, Goro makes it his job to worry about everyone, and Masa goes to the beach.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender / Shakespeare (well sort of)
Warnings: Paranoia, insomnia, conspiracies, occult shenanigans- it's Macbeth what do you expect.
Disclaimer: Completely unaffiliated with Avatar or anybody involved. Shakespeare's totally public domain though so HA.
(Previous chapters: One, Two, Three)

( Four - Fire in the Darkness )

Hey look what it is, guys, it's more Fire Nation Macbeth! Finally!

Title: Lord of Fire, Lord of Night (3/?)
Summary: A land torn by rebellion. A fearless general and his ambitious wife. A prophecy that will change everything. Sound familiar? Well... not quite. IN THIS CHAPTER: The Firelord is dead. The remnants of the royal party have to move fast and think quickly, before chaos and panic seize the nation. Again.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender / Shakespeare (well sort of)
Warnings: Um, the aftermath of murder? Arguments and supernatural shenanigans, but nothing gory.
Disclaimer: Completely unaffiliated with Avatar or anybody involved. Shakespeare's totally public domain though so HA.
(Previous chapters: One, Two)

( Three - The Darkest Day )

(Chapter Four)

I have only one thing to say about this fic and that is: oh god why have I done this. (But as usual I am going to blame badplanmobile.)

So. Uh. X-Men.

Title: Overload
Fandom: X-Men: First Class
Summary: Charles discovers a new use for telepathy. And, very shortly afterwards, why it's a bit dangerous.
Pairing: Charles/Erik
Rating/Warnings: I'm gonna call this R because even though it is not graphic, it's very... evocative? Evocative might be the word I want. Mind-sex, gratuitous first-person present-tense, and italics abuse (as usual).
Disclaimer: Not in any way related to Marvel or X-Men or any of the people involved and oh god I'm so sorry.


( Everything else is words, thoughts, pictures. This is different. )

Guys I should probably not be writing tragedies, I love my characters too much to kill them. But regardless, here is another chapter! :D

Title: Lord of Fire, Lord of Night (2/?)
Summary: A land torn by rebellion. A fearless general and his ambitious wife. A prophecy that will change everything. Sound familiar? Well... not quite. IN THIS CHAPTER: Masa and Zulei rejoin the Firelord's court, their honor restored. But apparently, that isn't enough for Zulei. (Also everybody has feelings.)
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender / Shakespeare (well sort of)
Warnings: Nightmares, intoxication, hallucinations, regicide, thinly veiled homoeroticism. All par for the course, really.
Disclaimer: Completely unaffiliated with Avatar or anybody involved. Shakespeare's totally public domain though so HA.
(Chapter One)

( Two – Progress )

(Chapter Three)

Okay it feels like something approaching forever since I posted anything but LOOK HERE IS A THING! I am ridiculously excited about this project why oh why did I start on an epic-fic auuugh so yes I hope you have as much fun reading it as I am having plotting/writing it!

Title: Lord of Fire, Lord of Night (1/?)
Summary: A land torn by rebellion. A fearless general and his ambitious wife. A prophecy that will change everything. Sound familiar? Well... not quite.
Fandom: Avatar: The Last Airbender / Shakespeare (well sort of)
Rating/Warnings: I mean, it's based on Macbeth. Murder and madness are kind of par for the course.
Disclaimer: Completely unaffiliated with Avatar or anybody involved. Shakespeare's totally public domain though so HA.

( One - Rebellion, Redemption )

(Chapter Two)

This is not going to be a fun post. You don't really even have to read it, I just sort of need to get this out. And for some reason I seem to have got the idea that it'll be useful to catalogue where I am now, in case I ever get better and want to look back on where I was.

( Feelings and mental issues and shit under here. )

Quiz time! I haven't done one of these in a while, and personality tests are fun. (Stole this one from timidfox, yo.)

( The Brutally Honest Personality Test! )